my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YEAH!!!
VIVA LA PLUTO
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YES
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking